Laura thinking: "Hey, Scotty brushes his teeth! No liquor taste, no cigar taste, no taste of cheap whores on his breath! Just mint, mint!"
Scotty thinking, hand moving lower: "Laura's kinda filled out there! I like big butts and i cannot lie....."
Luke thinking: "sex in a photo studio and me without a video camera? Damn! Oh well....." ::hand sliding into pocket of pants::
Scotty: "I hope laura doesn't realize that my hand's on her shoulder so i can touch her boobie!"
Laura: would Scotty just touch my boobie already? I know he wants to, not like he hasn't.....doesn't he know that i lean over my desk in low top blouses on purpose? trying to read his writting my ass......"
Scotty: "Laura, you said role playing would make you more in the uh...*giving* mood, fine. We did a whole day of that. But WHY is Spencer here!?! Must he hone in on our sexing up time? And WHY does he get the riding crop!?!?"
Laura: "Scotty, don't worry about it. He's already half drunk." ::rolling eyes:: "He'll fall asleep right in the middle anyway."
scotty: "Um...Laura? What's that vibrating noise i hear?"
Laura, embarassed kinda: "So, uh, Sonny? You got those magic panties, you know with the 5 speed tongue simulator?"
Sonny mumbling: "For you, Laura? Anything! You know i respect you....You live up to the code...."
Scotty, pissed: "CORINTHOS! Listen, you little corelone wannabe, stop supplying her wiht these 'devices' you're putting me out of a job!"
Laura: "Damn batteries went out! Super charged my ass! My magic panties are gone.....wait...scotty's coming over right? Hmm......maybe i can nudge him for some nookie....."
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A Three-Part Funnies Series:
Elton "Laura, don't get yourself in a tizzy. Moi did not steal your magic panties with the 5 speed tongue simulator!"
Bobbie: "I don't need them, i have my own. Besides.....Scott and I will be getting busy as soon as he stops calling me LauBobbie..."
Laura: "Look, one of you bitches took my magic panties and I want them back! Otherwise.....I'll take both of your sources of pleasure."
Thinking: LauBobbie? ::snicker:: I guess we know who braned Scotty for life.....
::snapping fingers in front of Laura:: Elton: "Honey, Honey! Snap out of it! Mr. Corinthos said that if the magic panties were lost or broken, he would come do the job himself....just ask Alexis Davis! But be wary: Corinthos sperm is potent...."
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"Laura, you and Luke can't get married, the documents are missing! Sorry!" ::giggling:: "tee hee hee"
Thinking: Mental checklist...get rid of documents? CHECK! Take Laura's panties? CHECK! Put Luke in bed with whore? He can do that himself. Handcuffs? Handcuffs? DAMN I KNEW I forgot something!
"Luke, either you get the batteries for my undies or......or......or I call Scotty!"