Scotty: "Laura i don't see bird poop anywhere on this hood. Are you sure you saw one i just got this baby cleaned?"
Laura (distracted) "yeah sure scotty mm hmm just keep looking at the but...i mean car. Oh yeah. Move a little to the right."
Once again Laura puts one of her guys up to the nice butt test.
Laura: "Scotty that's the guy that asked me how much i was charging as if i look like a prostitute in these shorts."
Scott (adjust crotch area. look at his hand) I'll take care of that guy. With these super cool shades on I look ultra cool. Cool enough to beat him down to a pulp while still maintaining my cool.
Laura: "Will you stop saying Cool already. I get it. You like the sunglasses i got you. Geesh they only cost me $4.99.
Scott: "Laura quiet you are disrupting my cool. Now to do a little asswhoopin. Here hold my cool glasses."
Guy in backgroud *thinking* damn those are some cool glasses. Wish i had a pair of those. Damn it even got him a prostitute.
Scotty: "Now tell me again slowly....what happened to the ultra cool sunglasses?"
Laura: "Scotty i'm sorry i didn't mean to sit on them."
Scotty: "And you couldn't glue it back together?"
Laura: "Scotty the glasses are gone."
Scotty: "Ok tell me one more time how they broke. I just don't understand that they are broken. *squinting* How am i supposed to see?
Laura (sighs): "Scotty first off we are inside and secondly it's winter."
Scotty: "Now you are sure they are broken?"
Laura: "I am wearing this sluty dress and we are alone in the disco and all you can think about is your stupid sunglasses?"
Scotty: "Ultra cool sunglasses"
Laura: "UGH Scotty i can't believe you aren't over those stupid pair of sunglasses!"
Scotty: "It cost me about twenty years of squinting! I just can't believe they are gone. *sniffle* How did they break again?"
*baywatch theme plays*
Laura *whispering* "should we tell her?"
Brian: "Nah just act cool. You know how she hates it when we tell her something about her appearance.
Scotty: "what are you guys talking about?"
Everyone: "Hey Claudia!"
Claudia: "Whew that was one hard workout."
Scotty: "Claudia you won't believe this."
Laura: "Scotty SHHH"
Scotty: "YOU HAVE TWO LEGS COMMING OUT OF YOUR ASS HA HA HA"
Claudia *confused* what?
Brian: "You idiot."
Laura: "SCOTTY!"
Genie to Kin: "Why yes Roseanne (sp?) did let me borrow the rug from the couch on her set so that it could be made into a shirt."
Genie: *Speaking to stranger* "Yes this is the same rug from Roseanne's couch. They just made it into a shirt." Turns back to Kin "WOW everyone must really love this sweater I'm going to have to wear it again."
Kin *thinking* Geesh did they ever wash that thing?"
Genie fans: "NO BURN IT! BURN IT! SEND IT TO HELL!"
Kin: "Listen Maurice I'm sick of you being in every freaking scene and in everyone's story. Now get out of the seat i'm supposed to be in and take Erika Slezak with you." *Shouts over his shoulder* "DON'T THINK I CAN"T SEE YOU ERICA!"
One again Kin makes an effort to match the center piece.
Kin (out of breath) "Sorry about that Genie. I had to run and change my shirt. The last time we did this scene the flowers were purple. Just want to match the set you know.
Genie *thinking* Hmm maybe i should have worn my Roseanne couch sweater.
Scotty: "Hey Laura pull my finger hee hee"
Genie breaks kiss. "Kin the scene requires that you put your arms around me."
Kin: (hesitant) "I know but your husband is standing there dressed in his Star Trek uniform again pointing that phaser thingy at my head"