Home Transcripts Snappies Fan Creations M & M Press Links February 11, 2004: Tad finds Liza, Simone, and Krystal in his home. [At Tad's. Liza, Simone, and Krystal are there. Simone has just found out Tad is sleeping with all of them. Tad arrives.] Simone: It's true, isn't it? Isn't it? Tad: Simone, I'm sorry, but between you, Liza, and Krystal, it's just been one big -- it wasn't, it wasn't supposed to be like this. I mean, we were supposed to keep things casual, remember? Simone: Oh, choke on it. I don't want to hear anymore lies from anyone. Have a nice life. [She leaves.] Tad: [He follows her outside.] It wasn't like that. Simone, come on. Don't -- Simone. Just give me five minutes. Simone: Five minutes? Try Krystal! Krystal: Well, that girl's got the entirely wrong idea about me. Tad: [He goes back inside and slams the door.] What the Hell is that? Why did I just walk into an ambush? Liza: Well, I was just waitng for you to come home. Krystal: And I heard you got bailed out, so I dropped by. Liza: You were in jail? Tad: Oh, it was a misunderstanding. Now thanks to you two I'm in Hell. Krystal: Listen, we were just talking about your sexual stats and Simone walked in. Liza: Poor Simone. Why didn't you tell her you wanted to be in an open relationship? Tad: I did. Liza: And that you were seeing other women? I mean, I don't want to do anything to hurt Simone. Tad: [Scoffs] Oh -- stop it. I know you too well. [Krystal goes to sit down.] Liza: All I did was tell Simone-- Tad: You've had a problem with me seeing Simone since day one. Krystal: I don't think it's the seeing her part that gets Liza's goat. Tad: Don't help. Liza: I am fine with you and Simone. Tad: [Scoffs] Oh. Krystal: Ooh, do I get the Liza Chandler good bedwarming seal of approval? Liza: You know what? You're just so chipper and down home, how could I say no? [She goes to sit by Krystal.] Krystal: All right. Tad: Are you two for real? Why? What did I do to deserve this? Krystal: I think you must have been a really good boy in a former life. [Liza and Krystal smile at him.] Tad: [Muttering to himself] I -- I should -- I -- you know, just go out and try it again. [He leaves.] Liza: [She stands up and looks at Krystal.] You know what? You're dumber than a box of hair if you think you're going to call the shots between Tad and me!