Home Transcripts Snappies Fan Creations M & M Press Links August 4, 2003: Tad needs Liza's help to find Greenlee. [At Greenlee's. Tad has just put out the fire with a fire extinguisher. Liza comes in.] Liza: Tad, what the Hell happened here? Tad: That's funny, I asked myself the same question when I walked in and found the apartment on FIRE. Liza: Did you call the fire department? Tad: No! I was busy putting out the sofa! It's a good thing I walked in when I did. The whole building could've gone up. Liza: Wait -- what are you doing here? I mean, are you all right? I mean, what are you doing here? Why'd you call me to be here? Where's Greenlee?! Tad: Oh, watch out! [He sprays her feet with the extinguisher.] Oh! Oh! Liza: Just stop it! Tad: Thank God I'm here. I called you because I needed your advice. I'm doing a favor for Jack and I had no idea where to find Greenlee. Liza: Well, did you try Fusion? Tad: Yeah, I tried Fusion, I tried her granparents'. I even tried the boathouse. But no luck. Liza: Yeah, well, sorry. It's not my day to watch her. Tad: That's okay. When I was saving the day, I realized I do have a hunch where I might find her. Liza: You don't sound that thrilled. Tad: I'm not. Not if I'm right. You know, there's more than one way to get burned. [Liza and Tad are cleaning up.] Liza: Oh, brother. I mean, what is with Pine Valley? It's like the wedding capital of Hell. Tad: Yeah, well, either Erica and Jack will work it out or they won't. Liza: But you're worried about Greenlee. Tad: Aren't you? Life really kicked her in the face today, you know? Liza: I -- I have no idea where she is. Tad: Well, it's a pretty safe bet she's feeling for herself and our new friend Juan Pablo is her own personal tour guide. Liza: Hmm. I don't know that she's the one he's really interested in. Tad: I knew it. You sap. The South American killer bee has finally arrived and you are the honey in its hive. Liza: Oh, you know, do you ever listen to yourself? What do you care, anyway? Tad: I don't, you know? If you want to do the Vida Loca with some Antonio Banderas knock-off, please, be my guest, if you're really stupid enough to think that's what you need. Liza: Oh, and you know what I need? Tad: Anybody but Juan Pablo. Talk about sleeping your way to the middle. Liza: Mhmm, and I deserve better, right? Tad: So does Greenlee, which is why I need to find Juan Pablo. Liza: So, uh, since when did you decide that you were her protector? Tad: Since I did nothing to stop the train wreck I saw coming down the tracks. Liza: And? Tad: And a friend needs my help, like I need yours. Liza: [She gets her purse and takes out a card.] Juan Pablo's business card. Tad: Oh, yeah, it's a good thing you're here. [He holds up the card.] This says Buenos Aires. Liza: Yes, but you need to look [she points] at the cell phone number. Tad: Hmm. Liza: [Latin accent.] It's all right? Tad: [Latin accent.] It's all right. [He walks to the phone.]