 Transcripts Snappies Fan Creations M & M Press LinksSeptember 4, 2003: Tad does a little detective work. Tad: You okay? Liza: Hmm. You know, when Erica and Bianca find out what Kendall's done, it's going to kill them. Simone: No! No! Mia: What is it? Simone: She won! Mia: What are you talking about? Simone: Our bet. Tad: To be the first to marry Satan? Mia: Oh. To be the first to find her own dream guy before the sexiest man contest ends. Liza: Oh, wait a second. You've got to be kidding. This is serious. Simone: No, and so is our bet. I'm out three month's salary. Liza: I don't think so. Kendall is either lying for some reason that we don't know or she's just married the most despicable man on the planet. Tad: Or she just snapped. Mia: [To Simone] Oh, come on. What do you say we get out of her, huh? Just you and me. We'll go to the Valley Inn and we'll spend the rest of my money on fuzzy eyeballs. Simone: Yeah, fine, as long as it's your money. Mia: Okay. [They leave.] Liza: I saw that look. Tad: Well, of course. You've seen it in your dreams. Liza: Mhmm, my nightmares. Why don't you just spill it? Tad: Spill it? Liza: Yes, whatever it is you know, or you want me to think that you know. Tad: Yeah, I'll tell you what. Just hold that half-baked thought, would you? [Calls to Opal] Mama? Mama? Mama? Opal: [To Palmer] Oh, no. We've been spotted. Palmer: That doesn't mean we have to stop moving. Opal: No, we can't. He's going to know something is up. We're just going to have to stand our ground and lie like the criminals we are. [To Tad] Hello! [They hug.] Hey! Opal: So, um, what are you doing here? Tad: I was just going to ask you the same question. You two aren't, perish the thought, back together again? Palmer: Good Heavens, no! Opal: No, we are just returing from a little shopping spree for Petey in the windy city. Palmer: A little? She bought out the stores, as usual. Opal: Well, they were having lots of sales. Tad: And what did you purchase for the little scamp? Palmer: A bike. Opal: A computer. And a bike, yeah. Palmer: Uh, we have to go. The car's waiting. It's very nice to see you again. Opal: Yeah, bye-bye, honey! Liza: Bye, Palmer. [Opal and Palmer leave.] Kind of gave them a hard time. Tad: Yeah, well, she's up to something. I just can't figure out what. Liza: You know what? Why don't you give me a call when you start hearing voices? Tad: You want proof? I'll give you proof, come here. Liza: Wait, wait-- Tad: Veronique. Hello, darling. Oh, you are gorgeous! My God, marriage agrees with you. Veronique: True, but he's no Tad Martin. Tad: Well, who is? He got you, anyway. Veronique: He asked first. Tad: Well, I'm not going to be a poor loser. Congratulations on your wedding, okay? Give me another hug. [He lowers his voice as they hug.] I need another favor. The Cortlandt jet, find out where it's been in the last week, okay? It means a lot to me. Veronique: For you, Tad, anything. Tad: [Dances his way to Liza.] It's good to be the king. Liza: Do you honestly think that this works, this old routine? Tad: Who cares as long as I get some action, O Jealous One? Liza: Oh, jealous? Yeah, right, you wish. Tad: You know something, you're no fun. That's what I like about Veronique. That, and her incredibly firm butt. Liza: Oh, please. [Veronique comes over and whispers something in Tad's ear.] Tad: Really? [Veronique nods.] You're perfection. [He gives her a kiss.] Veronique: Tad? Don't ever forget me. [She goes back to the ticket counter.] Tad: As if I could. Liza: Ugh. Tad: Say I'm sorry. Liza: What did she say to you? Tad: Say I'm sorry. Liza: I'm not saying I'm sorry. Tad: [Sighs.] All right. Yes, the Cortlandt jet just landed, but in the last week it's logged a lot of miles between here and a very remote part of Canada. Liza: Palmer's been in Canada. That's where Adam is. Tad: Yeah, imagine that. And Veronique swears that after his first trip North, he got off the plane with a guy that looked a lot like Adam and I don't think she was talking about Stuart. Liza: But they hate each other. Adam would never go anywhere with Palmer! Tad: Kinda makes you think, doesn't it? Liza: I mean, with all the weird things that have been going on with Michael Cambias disappearing, I guess it makes a certain kind of sense. [She sighs.] Tad: [He looks at her for a moment.] You know what makes sense is you and me going to Tahiti. You know? I think it makes perfect sense. Can't you just see us there on that little boat watching the sunset? Liza: I am not going to spend 20 hours on a plane with you. Tad: Your loss. The timing's perfect for a big risk. Liza: What makes you say that? Tad: What, are you kidding? Palmer is allied with Adam? And Kendall Hart is married to Michael Cambias? [Liza shivers at the thought.] And guess what -- that little chill you just felt going up and down your spine? That's Hell freezing over. |