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April 5, 2004:
Liza sneaks into Tad's home... busted!


[Liza walks up to Tad's door and knocks on it while calling him on her cell phone.]

Liza: Tad, are you there? Anybody in there? Hello? Okay, Tad, it's Liza. Some hopefuls at WRCW came by today, one of them gave you as a reference, so I was just giving you a call. Call me back when you can. All right. Bye. [She looks around.] Okay, since I'm by myself, it's time to retrieve the key. [She looks under the doormat.] Oh, come on! Honestly. [She looks at the potted plants nearby.] Would you be in here? Oh, what, is this thing filled with lead? Oh, please don't let Tad come. [She finds the key.] Aha! Ow. Yuck. Excellent. [She stands up and goes to the door. She looks around.] All right. [The key opens the door.] Oh, yes. [She goes inside.] Oh, this is ridiculous. I feel like I'm in high school again. I should really get a grip and just leave here before someone [she looks at the computer] maybe in a minute. Okay. [She turns on the computer.] Oh, I hope Jamie doesn't come. But, then, he has his own place, so he's not bound to drop by or anything -- even though that's really not the point. The point is I really should be better than this. [She looks at the computer.] All right. Mia was right. This is going to end badly. [She starts typing on the computer. She hears the door being unlocked.] Oh, no! [She grabs her things and looks around for a place to hide. She dives behind the couch.]

[Tad comes in. He looks at the computer, confused.]

Tad: Jamie? Could've sworn I turned that off. Whatever. Nothing wrong with saving time. [He sits down and starts typing.] Okay, Erica. Let's see if you took wing on a commercial flight.



[Liza sneaks a peek from behind the couch, then hides again.]

Tad: Okay. Pine Valley Airport's a bust. Let's see what Newark and Philly have to offer. Oh, come on. I know I have that number upstairs. Nothing wrong with a little exercise. [He leaves the room.]

[Liza waits, then quietly heads to the door, looking behind her to make sure Tad isn't coming back. She opens the door and...]

Liza: Oh!

[Tad is on the other side, smiling.]